Read those templates

When working with document ‘templates’ from fellow employees, be sure to read them thoroughly before delivering them to the customer.  The following words once appeared on a proposal that was handed to a potential customer.

“…<Customer Company> provides goods and services to persons of all ages, ranging from wheelchairs with integrated bedpans for incontinent invalids to brightly colored freeze dried unicorn poop for spoiled brats.”

BEWARE!